Cat spent weekend in emergency vet clinic. Small fortune spent. Now on insulin. Dog may have yet another freaky autoimmune thing going on. Treatable? We don't know. Can I afford it? Doubtful.
So, instead, I bring you: your chance to come up with something brilliant for the side of a Starbuckie's cup, from someone who may really really get the chance. Here's my entry for the day:
"I'm drinking this to satiate my fat inner child."