Because technology is ruining academic writing by students. Because all that reading of novels is going to rot their little brains. Because rock n' roll is going to turn them into sex fiends.
Same as it ever was, she quoth.
"There are no answers. That’s the answer. There ain’t any answer. There ain’t going to be any answer. There never has been an answer. That’s the answer." (Gertrude Stein)