According to Catherine Tsai of the Associated Press, as posted to the Seattle Times online, "The Rev. Ted Haggard said Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute. But the influential Christian evangelist insisted he threw the drugs away and never had sex with the man."
Ministry by allowing others to give you a massage. I'm up for that sort of evangelism, how about you?
This is such a hot story, even Aljazeera.net has it covered.
And a visit to Haggard's church notes that they have a "Thou Shalt Laugh" night coming up. Boy howdy, are they gonna need it.