This is what I wanna be when I grow up

I wanna be la Commie Sex Pot, as reported by Susie Bright. I already own the spike-heeled pumps. Mind you, I can't walk in them, but that's not really the point, is it now? (And yes, my legs really are that pale. I think I'd have to do some fake-and-bake to be a sextrap. Oooh--would it require a brazilian, too? If so, I'm out!