Because we can--because he's online maybe once a year, and because, let's face it, face-to-face parenting with children & teens was not his strong suit--here are some favorite paternal sayings. Feel free to add your own.
"You must have done something wrong today, you look guilty."
"Now you've wrecked it."
"Did you learn anything?"
"There's beads on the road!" (From the "driving in the rain" speech)
"You just didn't think."
"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."