Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Lunch Date

So, GF & Son visited me on campus today for lunch--which is all the more remarkable when you realize that I work a nearly 90-minute drive away from where we all live! They were in town to go to the Museum of the Earth to see the dinosaurs and fossils and such, and then drove up to campus. Son reports that GF told the person staffing the booth at the visitor's parking lot that they were here "to have lunch with Dr. Adams."

I feel sooooooo important!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Top 10 Reasons I Didn't Get the Job

10. I'm too smart.
9. My stylish new suit intimidated them.
8. I spoke with my mouth full during lunch.
7. I couldn't get the cottage cheese out from between my teeth before my meeting with the president.
6. My knowledge of their school's history was too comprehensive.
5. The universe is conspiring against me.
4. I have angered the gods.
3. I cracked an inappropriate joke that I just don't remember.
2. Somebody else had more relevant work experience.
1. There's something better out there and I just don't know it yet.