10. I'm too smart.
9. My stylish new suit intimidated them.
8. I spoke with my mouth full during lunch.
7. I couldn't get the cottage cheese out from between my teeth before my meeting with the president.
6. My knowledge of their school's history was too comprehensive.
5. The universe is conspiring against me.
4. I have angered the gods.
3. I cracked an inappropriate joke that I just don't remember.
2. Somebody else had more relevant work experience.
1. There's something better out there and I just don't know it yet.
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These are just SO TRUE. I laughed my ass off. :-)
My favorite current one is "They did a background check and found something I don't remember doing."
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