After several months of self-congratulation regarding the dearth of spam in my gmail account, it is, like a bad horror movie, baaaaaaack. So, here's a few goodies from the subject lines before I zap them:
1. "We are here for your penis." Well, someone has to be.
2. "Your sex_ual life will be more than fair with bigger penis." Indeed. I think I would aim for something higher than "more than fair."
3. "is this what you wanted" Well, not so much.
4. "What's in store for you?" Apparently, a bigger penis with a supportive circle of friends.