Sure, I can keep it brief...

(Stop laughing, all of you!) Via academom, another activity when I should be...oh, whatever:

1. Yourself: anxious
2. Your spouse: nonexistent
3. Your hair: dark-rooted
4. Your mother: artist
5. Your father: accumulator
6. Your favorite item: fuzzy blanket
7. Your dream last night: unremarkable (apparently)
8. Your favorite drink: cosmopolitan
9. Your dream car: Toyota Matrix
10. The room you are in: no-name entrance area office thingie
11. Your ex: manager
12. Your fear: failure. Or success. Ask my therapist.
13. What you want to be in 10 years: published.
14. Who you hung out with last night: Most beautiful woman in the world.
15. What you're not: focused
16. Muffins: poppyseed
17: One of your wish list items: Macbook Pro
18: Time: ineffectively used
19. The last thing you did: wrapped GF's present (2nd day of Christmas)
20. What you're wearing: jeans
21. Your favorite weather: 75 and sunny with a light breeze
22. Your favorite book: Jasper Fforde's The Eyre Affair (I was going to say Thich Nhat Hanh, but let's be honest here!)
23. The last thing you ate: hershey's kiss
24. Your life: scary
25. Your mood: anxious
26. Your best friend(s): too far away
27. What you're thinking about right now: job applications
28. Your car: smells like dog
29. What you're doing at the moment: avoiding job applications
30. Your summer: unknown
31. Your relationship status: keeping company
32. What's on TV: a candle and Leonard (a Father Christmas figure my mom made)
33. The weather: colder by the minute
34. The last time you laughed: last night, watching America's Funniest Home Videos.