My friend K, who does brilliant stuff with computers (if I try to explain it, I'll get it wrong) in Seattle, spotted this sign outside a downtown coffeeshop:
Caffeine allocation error.
Which makes me wonder: how might a coffee shop cater to other groups? Say, academics or poets or dog people or ...?
In that spirit, let me offer you one of my all time favorite jokes:
Q: How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That's not funny!