My friend K, who does brilliant stuff with computers (if I try to explain it, I'll get it wrong) in Seattle, spotted this sign outside a downtown coffeeshop:

Caffeine allocation error.
Coffee.sys missing.
Programmer halted.

Which makes me wonder: how might a coffee shop cater to other groups? Say, academics or poets or dog people or ...?

In that spirit, let me offer you one of my all time favorite jokes:

Q: How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny!