HRH and I, following the brilliance of Action Boys, have decided to start our very own rhetoric comic book. A team of rhetorical scholars, endowed with super-analytical powers, will be called upon to save the world on a regular basis from all sorts of crises. Coordinating these superheroes will be Kenneth Burke's head, preserved in a jar (kinda like on Futurama), and he of course will consult with various other brilliant minds as needed.
Applications are now being accepted for membership on the team. My superpower, of course, is the ability to use pop culture metaphors to explain difficult concepts to ordinary citizens. Others?