Friday, April 15, 2005

UTI

Unnecessary Torture of the Innards

Unfortunate Toilet Insistence

Ugly Time Incessantly

Unending...unending...argh!

3 comments:

aerobil said...

I like number one the best. Get it? Number one? tee hee. Here's my offering:
Unbelievably thankless ignoramus

senioritis said...

Unwell Till Immodium?

susansinclair said...

I think that last would be more appropriately "Immodium Solves Bleachiness."

I'm relying on gallons of water and quarts of cranberry juice, in hopes of staving off a trip to the doctor and antibiotics.