I lied

That wasn't my last campus visit. There's no end in sight. I'll just keep visiting campuses until someone puts a contract in my pitiful little hands. In fact, I think I'll start visiting campuses that aren't even hiring assistant professors in rhetoric & composition. I'll just go to a campus I like and stage a sit-down strike in the dean's office. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Please send bail money to: "Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time," POBox 43, Jailville NY.